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what is this?

REGISTER YOUR COMMITMENT TO HAUNT THE pants off OF YOUR REPRESENTATIVE IF THEIR POLICIES OR INACTION RESULT IN YOUR DEATH.

There are a lot of stupid ways to die these days:

  1. Losing healthcare access
  2. Getting popped off by an asshole with too many guns
  3. Being deported or stranded somewhere awful
  4. Literally getting nuked by a goober with a bad haircut
  5. Having dark skin in a natural disaster
  6. Working yourself to death while billionaires buy yachts with bailouts and tax cuts
  7. Breathing around a racist cop
  8. Drinking water with mutant toxic crud in it
  9. Plummeting through a massive crevasse courtesy of piss-poor infrastructure
  10. Being physically crushed by student debt

would you still take healthcare away from millions of americans if it meant they'd come back to haunt your ass when they die?

This is hell on earth, for the jackasses who represent you in congress.